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Aunty Evelyn: Okay why not you all place the uncooked food on the table...?
Me: *casually takes out sausage packets*
Loren: Whoa, first thing she took out was Sausages sia. Bet she couldn't wait to get her hands on them!
Me: _|_ they were the only ones I saw!!

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Me: *Buttering the sauages*
Loren: Now you lubricating them ah? Nice nice!
Me: Shut up before I use this (thongs) and shove it in your mouth!
Loren and Nigel (at the same freaking time): How about sausages in your mouth?!?!?!

I have the sickest and dirtiest friends........... But that's why I love them too.. Hahahahahaha